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« Reply #60 on: February 12, 2010, 06:52:31 pm »

Just saw this on a Gal's Shirt at the mall.

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And on the back

W's best chance of not being the worst president ever.
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« Reply #61 on: March 06, 2010, 04:08:28 am »


Trolling time anyone?
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« Reply #62 on: March 18, 2010, 08:08:43 pm »

OK..

Tiger Woods and his size has been one subject boys at work like to go back to time after time during our coffee breaks. Today, one guy took the other's mobile and texted to a "ask any question" number - just so that we'll once and for all get an answer.

the question was of course.

"What size has Tiger Woods' penis".

Few minuts and lots of loud laughter later we got the answer:


"Not quite big enough to keep his wife."


So now you know.
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« Reply #63 on: March 22, 2010, 02:43:06 pm »

At work again... Lack of political correctness is favorit joke topic. (Also dirty jokes).

In the hallway on the way to lunch
"Those bigots... Do you remember that politician who said that Kosovo-Albans have stealing in their blood?"
"yeah, that's what people used to say about Gypsies."
"But Gypsies do have it in their blood."


At the testing computer.
Guy from Kurdistan: "Do you have image this-and-that? I cannot find it."
me: "Check out there, I don't open images that way."
I show him what to do
Guy from Kurdistan: "This is cheating, how can you."
Guy from Kurdistan: boxes me playfully on my shoulder.
Me: *gasp* "You're hitting a woman! How can you?"
Guy from Kurdistan: "It's my Arabic culture."

(Guy from Kurdistan is not muslim. Kurds are not Arabs. He's nothing like what western people think of people from Middle-East... Get it?)
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« Reply #64 on: April 27, 2010, 03:25:49 pm »

I Googled on images for "Elven hunters"

This is one of images it showed....

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« Reply #65 on: May 08, 2010, 02:55:01 am »

Jesus Was Hit By A Volvo

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« Reply #66 on: May 11, 2010, 12:42:26 am »

Spam accounts of people who are trying to get on the board crack me up at times. I have gotten pretty good at recognizing the names from many of them.

Some of my favs in the last couple of weeks?

dickdinger@aol.com

titsmeganfox@mail.me

edgarpoe@notaspam.com

Those have been my favorite three this past weekend. And no, Megan never emailed me back....
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« Reply #67 on: May 14, 2010, 01:11:20 am »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hfLZozBVpM&feature=player_embedded

Also known as, the thing that should not be. Thx to Herlin having no life and sending this to me, my gut hurts.
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« Reply #68 on: June 02, 2010, 06:42:16 pm »

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ynews/ynews_ts2359
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« Reply #69 on: June 07, 2010, 10:37:23 am »

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« Reply #70 on: June 18, 2010, 11:07:25 pm »

I Googled on images for "Elven hunters"

This is one of images it showed....



MY EYES!! AAARRRGH!!  MY EYES!!!
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« Reply #71 on: July 12, 2010, 07:16:39 pm »

1725 things Mr. Welch can no longer do during an RPG

Hilarious. Especially for anyone who has ever planed Pen and Paper.  Smiley
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« Reply #72 on: July 17, 2010, 03:44:15 am »

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« Reply #73 on: July 17, 2010, 04:31:00 am »

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« Reply #74 on: July 17, 2010, 04:34:12 am »


Just for Moul  Grin
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